It is the last week of term here at ULIP and across the UK
universities are breaking up for Easter, which is also known in the academic
calendar as the “quick I need to revise
everything I’ve ever known” time. As a form of slight procrastination I
have decided to explain a medical phenomenon that I have diagnosed in the
student body with my wealth of medical knowledge and expertise in late night
writing essays while simultaneously packing a suitcase for my return to Great Britain’s
wondrous shores. You may only have a few of the symptoms they are as follows –
1.
Flasks filled to the brim with steaming hot
black coffee clamped in the hands of tired looking students possibly with
scraps of paper in the other hand and a crazed look on their faces muttering under
their breath phrases like “no I can’t use
the subjunctive there” or “Is this
really a true representation of post-colonial history?”
2.
Long conversations between friends on Twitter
during lectures asking the really deep and meaningful questions like “What are we even doing here?” and “What is life?” Not necessarily
existential crises maybe just confusion about French dialects.
3.
People huddled over their laptops in the library
sometimes shouting things at them (definitely never done that one in the quiet
area…) surrounded with piles of books, half of which are philosophy based which
make onlookers question whether they are there for an actual purpose or just to
make the crazed essay writer look/feel really intelligent.
4.
Meaningless arguments about who had the last
waffle from the vending machine because no one can be bothered with real food
and tensions are so high due to a mixture of having seen these people
constantly for nigh on ten weeks and excessive stomach rumblings.
5.
The printer is constantly being used by people
printing off Boarding Passes and Eurostar tickets like it will make the day
they are going home come quicker.
So some of these might be slightly ULIP orientated but you
get the message dear reader, at least I hope you do. If you see a student in
the next week or two and you think they look a little under the weather or like
they need a decent meal in them, they probably do. Take them to the local
KFC/Falafel shop/Michelin star restaurant and treat them in this, their time of
need.